Ask me anything
A collection of commercial and personal illustrations by Baran Sarigul
The best reaction to when someone is crying.
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
evelyn, when your little jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him?
and larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?
some guy in an ambulance
right! so, if we can all just pretend that squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then i’m sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band!
YEAH FOR THE FIREMEN
A Neat little lighter
Wait… wait a second!
This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!
OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!
SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!
THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!
WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!
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I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
i want more stories of boys growing up idolizing women
calling women their heroes, telling women they want to be just like them when they’re grown up
men being fondly told anecdotes of how they’re acting just like their lady mentors at that age
how everyone can see so much of those women in them
how they should be proud to carry that influence with them
Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV