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goodnight green day, see you next month
Art by Gustaf Tenggren (1923) from GRIMM’S FAIRY TALES.
the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”
It’s important that people see this
I dont even know who this is, but the media pulls shit like this often and it should be publicized.
Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer
what does heterosexual creamer even mean
no homogenized milk
Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.